Friday, May 13, 2005

Ratfuck Diary Is Changing Its Name to Ratbang Diary

Why? you may ask. Because there are prissy twits out there, not to mention mainstream rags, which would never read or reference a blog called Ratfuck. And am I so bigheaded as to think the MSM might reference Ratfuck Diary? Oh you betcha! Why not? Mr. Ratfucker was understandably annoyed about the name change. Mr. Ratfucker sees no reason to bend to prissy twits or the fantasy that the MSM might be reading Ratfuck Diary. Mr. Ratfucker has his principles. Mr. Ratfucker says he wouldn't change his name if he personally got ratfucked by the New York Times' Adam Cohen, John Tierney and David Brooks in a ratbang orgy. And we applaud Mr. Ratfucker, who, from time to time, will let his opinions be known in Ratbang Diary. But the name change is a fait accompli. That's it. It's done.

1 comment:

Barry Schwartz said...

I think Ratfucker sounds too much like Ratzinger.