Monday, July 29, 2013

If You Are Reading This...ANYONE!

Please switch over to my blog on Wordpress...I am done with Blogger...Blogger screwed me. My new blog is Ratfuck Journal...


Thursday, July 25, 2013

Just As Soon As I Figure This Out

I am leaving Blogger. They just screwed me royally. I inadvertently deleted four months-worth of Blogs and there is no way I can get them back and no way I can contact Blogger and no way I can talk to an actual human person.

With Blogger it's all one-way. No dialoging. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! If there are human persons on the other end of this site...there is no way to contact them. 

So...I am done. I am starting Ratfuck Journal over at WordPress.

A Workable Plan for the Elderly

To refine Robert Benchley's notion that there are two kinds of people in the world—the kind that divides the world into two kinds; and the kind that doesn’t—there is a third kind: the kind that has no sense of humor.

In devising a plan for the Elderly, we must divide the elderly into four kinds: 1) the kind that complains and talks about their ailments 24-7, 2) the kind that doesn't and has a great sense of humor 3) the kind that complains and talks about their ailments 24-7 and has no sense of humor; 4) the kind that doesn't complain but has no sense of humor.

I propose that everyone over the age of 70 have free-of-cost-access to an unlimited supply of happy pills and booze.  

I propose that Kind No. 1, 3 and 4 be required by law to use pills and/or booze until they stop complaining.

I propose that if Kind No. 3 and No. 4 do not stop complaining and develop a sense of humor they be used for target practice by the NRA.

I see no downside to this plan. It seems clear to me that two very large segments of our population would be made instantly happy one way or the other: The Elderly and the NRA. And the rest of the USA population will be the recipients of secondhand happiness and peace.