Friday, March 18, 2005

Why the BushMen Have No A-List

First, let me define BushMen. They are the men who run the United States of America. Top BushMen: 1. Rupert Murdoch, media mogul (owns Twentieth Century Fox Studio, Fox Network, 35 TV stations (including 19 sports channels); newspaper magnate (publishes 175 newspapers operating in the United States, Australia, Continental Europe, the United Kingdom, Asia and the Pacific Basin including William Kristol’s Weekly Standard); neocon, imperialist, intimidator, warmonger; born in Australia, became US citizen in 1985. 2. Louis V. Gerstner, Jr., Chairman of the Carlyle Group which serves as a go-between for weapons sales between major defense contractors and governments all over the world. Serving Murdoch and Gerstner are: Karl Rove, White House Senior Advisor Richard Cheney, Vice-President Paul Wolfowitz, Assistant Secretary of Defense (soon to be head of the World Bank) Andrew H. Card, Jr., Presidential Chief of Staff Richard Perle, Chairman of the Defense Policy Board, (advisory panel to the Pentagon) Elliott Abrams, Deputy National Security Adviser who pleaded guilty in 1991 to withholding information from Congress in the Iran/Contra scandal Donald Rumsfeld, Department of Defense Secretary Peter W. Rodman, Assistant Secretary of Defense for International Security Affairs Alan Greenspan, Federal Reserve Chairman John Snow, US Treasury Secretary William Kristol, editor of Washington, DC’s The Weekly Standard and founder of the Project for the New American Century Please note, George W. Bush is not on the list of BushMen. That’s because he doesn’t count, he makes no decisions, he makes no policies. He is a puppet. Subordinate BushMen Understaff: The sole purpose of the Subordinate Understaff is to enable George W. Bush’s delusions and to make him feel as though he is in the loop, which he isn’t. Subordinate Understaff: Condoleeza Rice, Secretary of State, GWB baby-sitter and confidante Karen Hughes, bogus current title whatever it may be, GWB baby-sitter Laura Bush, George W. Bush's wife and baby-sitter Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida, George W. Bush’s brother and Project for the New American Century tool Scott McClellan, Press Secretary, GWB baby-sitter, procurer and tool for the GOP. Assorted Jesus-people, evangelists, sycophants and flunkies The question of the day is: Why do the BushMen keep appointing inferior, unqualified people to important positions in the Bush administration? Many of the recent appointments, such as Gonzales for Attorney General, Rice for Secretary of State and Wolfowitz for head of the World Bank have simply been reassigning the usual suspects to new jobs for which they are ill-equipped. The reason is fear. The Top BushMen are scared to death that if new people, smart people, qualified and ethical people are appointed to top GOP jobs they would put a stop to the corruption and rot in the Bush administration. Of course another reason that the BushMen have not made appointments from an A-list is that qualified, smart, ethical Republicans whose names would automatically be on an A-list would not work for Murdoch and the Carlyle Group and wouldn’t be caught dead in a yes-man job in the White House. Before the war in Iraq, Rupert Murdoch said that George W. Bush "will either go down in history as a very great president or he'll crash and burn”. Murdoch added, “I'm optimistic it will be the former by a ratio of 2 to 1…one senses he is a man of great character and deep humility." Translation: I can make either thing happen, you White House morons, so exercise your great character and deep humility and do as I say. Sixty-percent of the people in the USA do not like the way our country is being run. Many of those people are Republicans. Even powerful dictators like Rupert Murdoch and the hydra-headed Carlyle Group can be stopped, particularly when it’s the will of 60% of Americans.

1 comment:

Joseph said...

Well, I would sugest two names you missed: The Reverend Moon and Poppy.

Since Moon is the fountain from which illimitable funds flow, I would put his rank even higher than Murdoch's.