Tuesday, March 14, 2006
What Happened to Claude A. Allen?
The popular thing to say about Claude Allen’s credit card scam and downfall is: “We don’t know what happened to him, he was a goody-two-shoes.”
Here’s what happened to Claude Allen. He came to Washington, DC as a staff member for lying cheat former senator Jesse Helms (R-NC), then he became a protégé of lying cheat Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and ultimately Claude Allen became an adviser to lying cheat president George W. Bush.
Claude Allen learned his lessons well:
Lesson 1) You’re a Republican, lie
Lesson 2) You’re a Republican, cheat
Lesson 3) You’re a Republican, deceive
So where did he go wrong? He trusted his Republican mentors. Big mistake. With mean-spirited malice aforethought they neglected to teach him the most important lesson:
Lesson 4) You’re a Republican, cheat for billions, petty scams make us look bad
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Apparently, Claude Allen has an evil twin named Floyd. He must've been using Claude's credit cards and was running this scam in his brother's name! Strange? True? Check out my blog for more info.
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