Wednesday, November 10, 2004

From Time to Time...

...Mr. Ratfucker will address the concerns of readers who post comments. Mr. Ratfucker recognizes the contradiction between his gender and his name, but an inattentive reader called him a name...or rather gave him his name. And who is Mr. Ratfucker to say nay to his name-giver no matter how clueless and inane that person may be. Angry far-right Republicans weigh in occasionally to castigate Mr. Ratfucker for his anger. Mr. Ratfucker finds it difficult to understand why the angry right thinks Republican anger is righteous while the anger of Democrats is a moral character flaw. However, looking soberly at the issue, Mr. Ratfucker sees that it is in line with flip-flopping Republicans who equate Democrats changing their mind with being unfit to inhabit the earth. Mr. Ratfucker would like to point out a sample of Republican anger so full of rage that it fairly burns a hole in the blog it’s written on. Daily Kos posted an excerpt from the Human Events blog on November 9th. But Mr. Ratfucker has found, to his sorrow, that the Human Events people have removed the original lengthy post from their site (although the Daily Kos post is still available under “Wingnut wants to secede”). The long-story-short is the following paragraph, “The 12 states that must go: California, Illinois, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maryland, and Delaware. Only the remaining 38 states would retain the name, ‘United States of America.’ The 12 expelled mobs could call themselves the ‘Dirty Dozen,’ or individually keep their identity and go their separate ways, probably straight to Hell.” Mr. Ratfucker sees a fury approaching madness against 8 of the original 13 states which founded the USA and he is unclear as to why winning the last election has driven this Republican insane. Mr. Ratfucker has received a few posts from a nerdy little dweeb who doesn’t believe Mr. Ratfucker knows how to write. And although Mr. Ratfucker is always eager to learn from his betters, he feels that a writing instructor should at least know how to spell vitriolic (it’s not vitrious, you wee silly twat, and if it were vitrious, the spelling would be vitreous, you know-nothing little jerkoff) and that the spelling of spineless is not spinless. Also, the biting critique that Mr. Ratfucker can’t form a rational thought deserves to be confronted. Yes indeedy, he can: Get an education, wiseass. And from time to time, Mr. Ratfucker will give you the url of blogs that put the idiots and ignorant morons of the world in their place. Such a blog is FucktheSouth (http://fuckthesouth.com/).

1 comment:

David Webb said...

Great post. You really have attracted some dim bulbs, but they do provide such funny grist for the mill.

And thanks for the link - damn funny.