Thursday, March 06, 2008

Aha! That’s It!

I haven’t been able to put my finger on it. I don’t like Barack Obama. Up until now, I haven’t been able to pinpoint why. And then on March 3rd, Jon Stewart said the words on The Daily Show. Stewart said that Obama’s latest message to Hillary Clinton amounted to, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were still here." "Obama seems to be a bit of a dick," Stewart said. "He might be a good candidate, but seems like he’d be kind of a dicky boyfriend.” Yup. That’s it. Jon Stewart hit the nail on the head. Barack Obama is a bit of a dick. Which by me knocks him out of the good candidate box. I could never have voted for George W. Bush in any election. He’s a liar and a cheat, his eyes are too close together, and he’s a dick. I wouldn’t have trusted H. Ross Perot near the poor box in a church, his ears stuck out and he was a dick. John McCain is an old fool who loves war more than life itself, he needs heavy makeup to make him look reasonably normal and he’s a dick. Condoleezza Rice is a stiff overachiever who will step on anyone anywhere to sit at the top of any heap, no matter how stinky and corrupt, her death’s-head smile gives me anxiety willies and she’s a dick. And Barack Obama is a bit of dick. A bit is way more than too much.

4 comments:

Barry Schwartz said...

I'm sorry, I was looking for the political blog and seem to have come upon the high school clique blog. Never mind.

Joy Tomme said...
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Joy Tomme said...

You know what, Barry? I'm breaking my rule about not commenting to comments.

I am sick of your adolescent, self-serving, often incomprehensible, usually supercilious ramblings. Most of the time you don't even make sense. Bug out, Barry. Go find another blog to vent on. I am tired to death of you.

L. said...

Mr. Obama is a lawyer; the synonym for dick. In light of news from just the last 14 days dick is a step up from our present and recently past office holders. Criminal is a description common to all yet not nearly the worst of possibles. Hillary and her surrogates are scaring me with behavior I never thought I would see or hear from them. Of course McCain is nutz. Five years of bondage would do it for me to. He's excused. He should go back to the Senate where psychosis is a group requisite. Dick is the best we can do for this cycle. I survived W I plan to survive O the Dick.