GOP Strategy For Staying in Control

1. Lie 2. Ratchet up our fear of THEM Lying is so ingrained in the Bush administration that people in the White House always lie. It’s their nature. Even when there’s no reason to lie, they lie. But every day the White House adds to the list of people and countries that we are to despise and fear in order to call ourselves Americans. And why not? If it was good enough for Senator Joseph McCarthy during the old Communist witch-hunt days, it certainly should work for the present fascist White House. Following is a partial list of GOP Despise and Fear rules: Despise and fear anyone from the Middle East unless and until anyone from the Middle East puts money directly in your pocket. Despise and fear anyone from the Middle East unless and until the US invades that person’s country. At that point, love and pity persons from US-attacked Middle East countries, unless and until those persons do not literally and passionately kiss your ass, then return forthwith to despise and fear mode. Despise and fear all lesbian and gay persons unless and until a gay/lesbian person runs your election campaign, runs the national committee of your party, is a hooker who makes house calls, is part of your cabinet, is part of your immediate family, and/or is you. Despise and fear all immigrants because they want to take over the United States. If possible, enact laws that will make immigrants look stupid, greedy and craven. Make Americans despise and fear immigrants. Make immigrants believe they can become citizens ONLY IF they love and fear the GOP. Never allow guest-worker slaves to become citizens. If immigrants show signs of not loving and fearing the GOP, kill, jail and humiliate them. Despise and fear all non-Christians. Non-Christians want to take over the United States. If this policy was good enough for Hitler, it’s good enough for the GOP unless and until a non-Christian is your lawyer, doctor, dentist, psychiatrist, wife, husband, mother-in-law, father-in-law, daughter-in-law, son-in-law, grandmother, grandfather, grandchild, or close-associate Episcopalian, then put up with that heathen until he/she can be converted. Despise and fear all women who believe their wombs and vaginas are not government property. These unholy, treasonous and foul women want to take over the world. Despise and fear all people who want the war in Iraq to end immediately. Despise and fear all people who want the government to stop its Despise and Fear campaign. Despise and fear all people who believe the government should not rule by secret fiat, illegal surveillance and martial law. Since people like those in the Despise and Fear coalition comprise only 25% of the citizens of the United States, despise and fear 75% of the people who live and vote in the United States.