The Drooling George W. Bush

No. I don't mean because of his impairment and the problem with his face because he's had a stroke. I mean Prez Bush looks so interested in the pretty young men coming across his sights these days that he's practically licking his chops. Did you notice him introducing his nomination for The Supremes, John Roberts? The Daily Show's Jon Stewart seemed to be reading GWB's mind when he added a comment to Bush's intro, “And he's soooooooo handsome.” Remember when President I'm-So-Manly-I-Ride-a-Dirt-Bike Bush told Canada's Prime Minister Scott Reid that he had a prettier face than Scotty McClellan? The whole quote from January 18, 2004 is: "You got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway." Word has it that the Bush family tried to de-gay George W. and sent him to Worthy Creations near El Paso, TX in 1976. It's a church group that claims to convert homosexuals through faith. The party line at the time was that GWB was being detoxed. It may be time for another trip to Worthy Creations. Else the closet in the Lincoln Bedroom is going to get very crowded.