How Detached From Reality is the Prez?

Here’s a pretty good indication: Yesterday George W. Bush said, “I wish I could report to you that there was no war, but there is.” Dear President Braindead Numnuts: We sympathize with the fact that you are so overmedicated that you can’t remember how the United States got in the mess you put us in, but the war in Iraq was not brought about by a random act of nature. You cannot report that there is no war in Iraq because you started it. Your brain may not be able to recall anything more remote than three hours ago, but back on March 19, 2003 at 10:15 pm, you said: “At this hour American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq…on my orders, coalition forces have begun striking selected targets of military importance…these are opening stages of what will be a broad and concerted campaign.” See, Mr. Worst-President-Ever, that’s why 2826 American soldiers have died in Iraq, you sent them there. You and Colin Powell stood up at the UN and told lies so that you could start a war in Iraq. Does this jog your failing memory banks a little? No? Well, that’s the way it is when you are afflicted with an irreversible mental disorder. Even though you are incapable of processing a cogent thought or reflecting on your immoral and unethical actions, you should know that 62% of the American people wish they could report that you had never been born, or failing that, that you will reach a nonexistent state in the immediate future. You say you wish you could report that there is no war? Well, we wish we could report that you are experiencing the pain and horror that you have caused, but your vacant stare and idiot smirk tell us that you are beyond all feeling and comprehension. Apparently, we will just have to settle for watching you ramble and tic your way through important meetings for the next two years as you retreat further and further from reality into dithering madness. And that may be good enough.